Friday Top Fifteen

Greetings! This Friday is a rundown of 15 of the ugliest pairs of shoes I could find (keep in mind there are countless thousands more out there, but I don't have the time or energy to hunt them all down). They are in no particular rank or order--I found them all disturbing.
Happy gagging!







"Jennifer" by Fitzwell ($35.95 on zappos.com)
Tee-hee!







"Y6520" by Tapeet by Vicini ($328.95 on zappos.com)
I just don't get it.









"Ugar" by Robert Clergerie ($498.95 on zappos.com)
These are so ugly I can't stand it. Who would even think to purchase these from a thrift store?








"Crystal" by dollhouse ($108.95 on zappos.com)
...









"Mohawk" by Elle ($203.95 on zappos.com)
They certainly are rustic-looking, aren't they?











"7917" by Vigotti ($29.95 on zappos.com)
Words cannot express what I am feeling at this moment.









"Gorgeous" by Annie ($44.95 on zappos.com)
It's even got rhinestones!!!









"Pizzaz" by Steve Madden ($83.95 on zappos.com)
All this shoe is good for is gagging (at it, hopefully not on it...please).









"Sadie" by DKNY ($298.95 on zappos.com)
Hehe!








"Adora" by NaNa ($73.95 on zappos.com)
A little something for the hooker in all of us.









"Mandalay" by John Fluevog ($216.95 on zappos.com)
I literally gagged. Ack.
They bred a Dutch clog with...with... ... see, I'm speechless. Ack.









"663904" by Marc by Marc Jacobs ($253.95 on zappos.com)
It's so...colorful.










"Blizzard" by akademiks ($148.95 on zappos.com)
They mummified it.
Another reason you should never trust a company that spells its name wrong (hint: the correct spelling of the word is a-c-a-d-e-m-i-c-s, academics).









"Downtown" by Ugg ($143.95 on zappos.com)
All I can say is, "WHY???"













"4794 Vivienne" by Fornarina ($203.95 at zappos.com)
This is the "lovely" plum hue...it also comes in burgundy and black!